These Juno quotes are not only funny but will teach you a lot about responsibility and life!
Juno is a critically acclaimed film that can be described as a total package. Yes, it's a comedy with some pretty funny scenes and lines. But it's also about growing up and the struggles that come with it.
The plot revolves around Juno, a teenager who became pregnant and decided to have a child instead of having an abortion. You may have thought that this decision would only affect your life and the life of your baby. Little did she know that this decision would change the lives of everyone around her.
Buckle up and get ready to laugh a little along with some life-changing wisdom. We're sure the film will help you see the importance of having a loving and supportive family, as well as the need for accountability.
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Juno's best quotes
1. "I never realize how much I like being at home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while." - Juno
2. "I just need to know that it's possible for two people to stay happily together forever." - Juno
3. "You'll come back here one day, honey. On your terms. -Mac
4. "I'm losing my faith in humanity." - Juno
5. "I don't know what kind of girl I am." - Juno
6. "Doctors are sadists who like to play god and see little people scream." -Bren
7. "You won't be pop-pop. Someone else will find a precious blessing from Jesus in this dump of a situation.” –Bren
8 Juno: "I'm not ready to be a mother yet."
Mac: "Damn, you're not! You don't even think about giving Liberty Bell her breathing drugs.
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9. "Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you just the way you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, you name it, the right person will still think the sun is shining on your ass. That's the kind of person worth staying with." -Mac
10 Juno: “I think I'm in love with you.
Paulie: "You mean as friends?"
Juno: No, I mean really. 'Cause you're the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try, you know?
Paulie: "I'm trying really hard."
11. "Wow, dream big!" - Juno
12. "I think it's because my heart beats faster every time I see you." - Juno
13. "Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Well, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I've been with your stepmom for 10 years and I'm proud to say we're very happy." -Mac
14. "Yes, you sure have your old D-A-D! You know that no matter what kind of mess you find yourself in, I will always be there to love and support you." -Mac
15. "My stepmother makes me eat very healthily. He won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms." - Juno
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16. "When it comes to friends, Paulie Bleeker is absolutely boss. It's the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people should fall in love before they procreate, but I don't think normality is really our style." - Juno
17. "Do you have problems with boys? 'Cause I gotta be honest with you I'm not really okay with going out in your condition because, well, that's kind of messy. -Mac
18. "You are naturally intelligent and not like the others. You don't look at my tummy all the time, you look at my face and every time I see you the baby starts kicking really hard." - Juno
Juno 19: “I'm really going to start looking like an idiot soon. Will you still think I'm cute when I'm huge?
Paulie: "I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful."
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20. "I should have gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them at sporting events.” – Juno
21. "I hate it when adults use the term 'sexually active.' what does it even mean Will I deactivate someday or is it a permanent state of being? - Juno
22. "Nah, I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other mischief could I get into?" - Juno
23. “Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like a sea biscuit!” – Juno
24. "I'll take some of these. No, there it is. That little pink plus sign is so mundane." – Juno
25. Gerta: "So, Juno, how much time do you have?"
Juno: "I'm a junior."
Gerta: "I mean your pregnancy."
26. "Sorry. I'm a sacred vessel, okay? All you have in your stomach is Taco Bell." - Juno
27. "Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I've never met a guy with a yellow room." - Juno
28. "This is not a recorded sketch. That's a doodle that can't be undone, Home Pan." - Rolle
29. "And I'm going to punch that Bleeker boy in the sausage next time I see him." -Mac
30. "You seem more pregnant these days." - Paulie
31. Paulie: "I still have your underwear."
Juno: "I still have your virginity."
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32. Gerta: "Then we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for everyone involved?"
June: "Shit! Yes! Shut it down!"
33. "No, I heard you. I just don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as "healthy." Well, I don't know, I just want something fancier.” – Juno
34. Leah: “Okay, how about this one? “Healthy educated couple looking for a baby for our family of five. You will be compensated. Help us close the circle of love.”
Juno: Yes, they sound like a cult, that's what they sound like! And they already have three children. They are like greedy little sluts!
35. "You should look at the adoption ads. I see her at the Penny Saver all the time." - Read
36. "But, ah ah, I'm going to put him up for adoption and I've already found the perfect match, they're going to pay the medical expenses and everything." And so what, for 30 weeks or more we can pretend it never happened." - Juno
37. "It's a baby. is your baby It looks like she's waving, you know, like, 'Hey, Vanessa, do you want to be my mom?'” — Juno
38. "I thought I could have this baby and give it to someone who really needs it, like a woman with a rotten ovary or some nice lesbians." - Juno
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39. "Just saying, this is — this is something that will never happen. You know your shirt is stupid. Grow. If I have to wait for you to turn aroundKurt CobainI'll never be a mom." -Vanessa
40. Read: “Are You Jealous? I thought you said you didn't care what he did.
Juno: "I'm not jealous and I don't care. All I know is that he doesn't like Katrina and I don't think I should play with his feelings like that. She seems so nice and stuff.
41 Juno: “What? Because I was bored and had sex with you and didn't want to marry you?
Paulie: "Like I'd marry you! You'd be the worst wife in the world, okay? And I know you weren't bored that day because there was a lot going on on TV and then The Blair Witch Project came on Starz and you said, 'I haven't seen this since it came out. and if so, we should look at it and then say, 'But oh no, we should kiss la la la instead.'
42. "Good! Call me when you learn to love someone instead of cheating at your brother's college. Just because you had four Smirnoff Ices and a bottle of Snow Peak Peach Boones. - Amanda
43. "I should really be mad at you. He should be really upset, he shouldn't want to talk to you anymore." - Paulie
Juno quotes to give you an idea of how messy the teenage years are
44. Mac: "Where have you been?"
Juno: "Oh, I only deal with things that are way beyond my level of maturity."
45. "The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly loves me. Athletes like him always want weird girls. Girl with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan shoes and gothic make-up. Girls who play cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children's librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks eat that shit. They just won't admit it because they're supposed to like perfect cheerleaders like Leah. Who, by the way, likes teachers. - Juno
46. Juno: “God, why is everyone always looking at me?”
Leah: "Well, you're a little... convex."
Juno: "Wow, someone did their geometry homework!"
Read: “I have no choice. Keith has been judging me really hard lately."
47. "I think kids get bored and have sex." -Bren
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48. Vanessa: "Do you think you're really going to do this?"
Juno: "Yeah, if I could have that thing and give it to you right now, I definitely would. But I guess he probably looks like a sea monkey right now and we should make him a little cuter."
49. Leah: “God, you're getting huge. How many months have passed now?"
Juno: "Um, the eighth is coming up. you should see me naked
Leah: "I wish my bags of fun got bigger."
Juno: "Trust me, you don't. I actually have to wear a bra now and rub myself with that nasty cocoa butter or my skin might stretch too much and burst."
50. "But then you get huge, and your chest gets slanted, and you have to tell people you're pregnant." - Reading
Who do you turn to for support and advice when you need help?
Some people can just walk byJunolike the usual sitcom or coming-of-age movie. But it is not; It is a masterpiece because it gives us a clear picture of life and what is happening around us every day. We can't always get things right; So it's important to have a great support system around us.
Teenagers can have the worst of everything. They are surrounded by temptation and are on the verge of becoming adults who can make wiser decisions. As such, they tend to be more impulsive and unaware of the possible consequences of their actions.
This is where the adults, our parents and our family come into play. While not immune to mistakes, adults are able to see things in a larger context and better understand how to be accountable for their actions.
It is our parents' responsibility to open our eyes to both the good and the bad in the world. They can never fully protect us and neither should they, but they should teach us to be responsible and make better decisions. However, if you make a mistake, remember that your parents and family will always be there to love, support, and help you through it all.
Remember, mistakes don't define you as long as you strive to bring out a better version of yourself. Keep this collection in mind whenever you need some advice or just a quick laugh!
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