100 cute happy pregnancy quotes for moms-to-be - conquer motherhood (2023)

Pregnancy is an interesting time for all expectant mothers. It brings a lot of joy and excitement, but it can also be filled with a lot of worry and a bit of fear of what's to come, especially if it's your first pregnancy! Also, you have to deal with the pregnancy hormones with their emotional roller coasters, sleepless nights, awfulacid, back pain and so on.

Sometimes all a pregnant woman needs to lift her spirits is a little laugh and a reminder that she's doing an amazing job and has a little miracle in her womb 🙂

So here is a list of 100cute and happy pregnancy phrasesFor all the waiting moms out there. Whether you are looking for something funny to put a big smile on your face and expand your lifePregnancy Survival Kit, something inspirational to remind you of the joy of carrying a baby or if you're just looking for a few phrases for yourspregnancy announcement, I am sure you will find some sayings here that will resonate with you.

And if you're going through an unexpected pregnancy and are looking for quotes to make sure everything is okay, there's also a quotes section just for you 🙂


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funny pregnancy quotes

Let's start with some funny pregnancy quotes that will make any mom-to-be happy! Because let's face it, the only way to survive pregnancy is to find humor in all the little things.

From having to urinate all the time to all of thatcravings, huge boobs, feeling like a beached whale all the time, etc. I certainly don't have to give you the whole list.


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Just a word of caution: try not to laugh too much, or your pregnant bladder may not take it and you could soil your pants.

1) "Using on a stick and keeping that stick is the beginning of many disgusting things you will do as a mother" - Unknown

2) "Raising a baby makes me feel like a superhero. A very tired and weak superhero who wants to eat all the time and is not allowed to lift heavy objects" - Unknown

3) "At night I go to bed like a normal person, but I wake up stranded, like a turtle upside down on its shell" - Unknown

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4) "Nine months of pregnancy are cheat days" - Unknown

5) "If your wife is pregnant, do NOT finish ANYTHING" - Unknown

I can relate to that so well... I was ALWAYS hungry when I was pregnant. In fact, I still am, even now that I'm breastfeeding! My wife knew very well that she would not eat the last chocolate in the pantry.

6) "Pregnancy is the happiest reason to feel like shit" - Unknown

7) “People always say that pregnant women shine. And I say because you sweat yourself to death.” – Jessica Simpson

8) "I've got two brains in my body, but I've never been this stupid" - Gloria inModern Family

There's no denying it: the baby's brain starts working when you're pregnant! It's actually called "pregnancy brain" or "mommy brain" and is often afirst signs of pregnancy. So if you're feeling a little silly don't worry, you're not alone and it's 100% normal.

9) "I go up a bra size every four weeks, boobs alone make it worth being pregnant" - Natasha Hamilton

To be honest, I didn't expect my boobs to get this big during pregnancy. I knew they would get bigger if I breastfed, but wow, they blew up in the second trimester!

I was pretty flat before pregnancy and I'm not sure I liked my boobs that big as they were pretty sore too. But I certainly enjoyed getting a little fitter up there! The funniest feeling was my boobs touching my stomach 🙂

10) "The months average 30 days, except for the ninth month of pregnancy, which has about 1000 days" - Unknown

11) "If heartburn during pregnancy means you're going to have a fur baby, I'm about to give birth to Chewbacca" - Unknown

Raise your hand if you've heard that a lot of heartburn means your baby will be born with a lot of hair! My heartburn was pretty bad and my daughter was born with a lot of hair. But I also learned that what you eat and how you eat can really affect your heartburn, so I soon discovered a fewgood means of improvement and prevention.

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12) “Yes, please complain about how tired you are today. Are you growing as a human? I do not think so. Now shut up! - A foreign

13) "Ask me again for gender and expiry date" - Unknown

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This one is really making my head spin. I honestly lost count of the number of times people have asked me. It was always the first question everyone asked me when they found out I was pregnant: How annoying!

14) "Waiting for this baby is like picking someone up at the airport, but you don't know who they are or when their flight is" - - Unknown

15) "You don't just turn over in bed at 8 months of pregnancy" - Unknown

16) "If the baby can hear everything in his tummy, then I'm pretty sure his first word will be f*ck." - Unknown

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17) "Yes, I gently put my hand on my stomach and feigned discomfort to get a seat on the subway." - Unknown

18) "The birth video they show in a maternity class can make a Quentin Tarantino movie look like a Disney movie." - Unknown

So sad and true... I hate that this great connection between birth and pain still exists. Birth really doesn't have to be the agonizing and dramatic event often portrayed in movies. And it doesn't have to be that the woman is lying on her back with her legs up!!

I actually have themmost amazing and peaceful birthing experienceThanks tohipnoparto. And if you're a little scared or afraid of labor, I really encourage you to look into it.hipnopartoto calm your mind! Or you can read thesePositive Birth Storiesfor some inspiration.


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19) “The first photo of the sonogram is like a tourist photo of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Everyone has one and it looks the same” – Unknown

20) "I haven't had any alcohol in months. This is not pregnancy glitter. This is a detox gloss” – Unknown

21) "The pregnancy brain is my excuse for everything I don't want to do" - Unknown

22) “I know my baby will be a great achiever. I've reached my limit for healthy first trimester weight gain” – Unknown

23) "Leave me alone, everyone. I had a busy day while I was pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow." - A stranger

24) "They told me... there would be a glow" - Unknown

25) "Yeah, I'm sure there's only one baby in there. Can I punch you in the throat now? - A foreign

26) "You know you're pregnant... When you're cooking in the kitchen, leave something behind and just stand there and think." Do I really need this? - A foreign

This was all mine, especially towards the end of pregnancy when every time I had to bend down was a huge effort. That tummy really starts to bother you in the third trimester!

27) "I'm at a stage in my pregnancy where people aren't sure whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership" - Unknown

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28) "Life is hard enough without someone kicking you inside out." -Rita Rudner

29)"I wish I could sleep, but someone is using my belly for their own bouncy castle!" - A foreign

30) "Parenthood is the scariest 'neighborhood' you'll ever be in" - Unknown

31) "You don't realize how many people hate your friends until you have to name your baby." - Unknown

We intentionally don't reveal our babies' names to anyone until our daughters are born. People seem very stubborn when it comes to baby names!

I remember it becoming almost a game with my mum and dad - they kept trying to guess the name and kept giving me suggestions based on what they liked or didn't like. As if I cared about his opinion! 🙂

32) "Part of parenting is taking the hits, so see an unexpected pregnancy as the universe's opportunity to help you learn that." - Heather Wittenberg

33) "Think of stretch marks as stretch marks." - Joyce Armor

34) “Your pregnant elephant ankles are going back to normal. Hold on.” – Adriel Booker

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35) "Of course I can do that. I'm pregnant, I don't have brain damage. My condition doesn't change my personality” – Christine Feehan

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Pregnancy quote about peeing all the time

Frequent urination is often astrange sign of early pregnancyand it is definitely a common symptom for all pregnant women towards the end of pregnancy! The baby is now taking up all the space in that tummy, pushing hard on the bladder... I don't miss every night's trip to the bathroom!

Not to mention if you sneeze hard and some urine comes out... there's just no getting around it, and it has a name. Read on 🙂

36) "To pee or not to pee? That's never the question. Pee” – Unknown

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37) "Being pregnant made me realize that it takes talent not to pee when you sneeze." - Unknown

38) “Sneezing for a pregnant girl is like playing Russian roulette; You never know when something will come out” – Unknown

39) "Pregnancy: A condition that makes you urinate when you laugh and vomit when you cough" - A foreign

40) "It's great to be pregnant, you don't need an excuse to pee or eat." - Angelina Jolie

41) "Drink. To pee. Eat. To pee. Sleep. To pee. To pee. Pee” – Unknown

42) "Make yourself comfortable. I have to go to the bathroom. Being very thirsty after urinating. Drink a whole cup of water. Feel comfortable. Having to urinate again. I give up!" - Unknown

43) "Urine - sneeze and urinate at the same time" - Unknown

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pregnancy hormones quotes

Oh I loved the pregnancy hormones and mood swings that pregnant women go through... I was extremely "fragile" during pregnancy and my wife had to be very careful what she said to me the whole time 🙂

44) "Warning: Due to the influence of pregnancy hormones, I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes" - Unknown

45) “Hormones and no alcohol. Interact at your own risk” – Unknown

46) "Don't ask me why I'm crying because I don't know" - Unknown


Cheerful and sweet, these inspirational pregnancy quotes really capture the beautiful (and sometimes crazy) journey that is pregnancy and motherhood.

If you're going through a "down" moment and are looking for a gentle reminder of what a great gift it is for you to have a child, then these quotes are perfect for you.

47) "A baby makes love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, funds smaller, homes happier, clothes more worn, the past forgotten and the future worthwhile." Life" - Unknown

48) “Motherhood: It's a choice you make each day to put someone else's happiness and well-being ahead of your own, teaching the hard lessons of doing what's right even when you're not sure what's right . , and always forgive yourself for doing everything wrong” – Unknown

49) "My body has given me the greatest gift of my life." - Hilary Duff

50) "Even a good mom has bad days, great days, normal days, awesome days, perfect days, tough days, awesome moms days, moms days, lots of love, and a really crazy maternity day." - Unknown

51) “You will never have that day tomorrow with your children. You will be a little older than today. This day is a gift, just breathe and feel, smell and touch, study their little faces and feet, pay attention, enjoy the charm of the present. Enjoy today” – Unknown

52) “You never understand life until it grows inside you” – Sandra Chami Kassis

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53) “Being pregnant means being fully alive, it is about being a whole woman and it is a time of growth, transition and new beginnings in life's journey.” – Unknown

54) “Pregnancy is like the beginning of all things; Miracle, hope, a dream of possibility” – Unknown

55) "Just when you think you know love, something small appears to remind you how great it really is." - Unknown

56) “I feel like a woman. It makes me feel like all the things in my body are suddenly there for a reason. You feel plump and supple and to have a little bit of life in you is amazing" - Angelina Jolie

57)"Feeling fat takes nine months, but the joy of being a mom lasts forever" -Nikki Dalton

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58) “It is the most powerful creation to have life growing within you. There is no greater gift” – Beyoncé

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59) "As we give birth to our babies, we may find that we are birthing new possibilities within ourselves." - Myla and Jon Kabat-Zinn

60) "You are proof that love is before first sight" - Araceli M. Ream

61) “Being pregnant means that every day I am one day closer to meeting the other love of my life” – Unknown

62) "It's a really magical time, these first few weeks. You almost wish you never had to tell anyone. You could just watch your belly grow and nobody could ask you about it and you would have your baby and a year later you would allow the visitors to finally come and see your little miracle.” – Amy Poehler

I find this quote particularly powerful. Sometimes the first weeks of pregnancy can be very stressful and full of anxiety: not telling anyone and fear of an early miscarriage. I remember having a lot of stress with this until I was at least 20 weeks old.

Instead, remind yourself that this is a magical moment. Watch your belly slowly grow, connect with your baby and try to let all your fears and worries melt away.

63) "A mother's joy begins when a new life stirs within her...when a small heartbeat is heard for the first time and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone" - Unknown

64) “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, fully woman and anxiously inhabited. The soul and spirit are stretched along with the body, making pregnancy a time of transition, growth and deep beginnings.” – Anne Christian Buchanan

65) “A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die.” –Mary Mason

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66) "What if I fail?" "Oh but my love what if you fly?" - Erin Hanson

This quote isn't exclusive to pregnant women, but I think it goes perfectly with these other inspirational pregnancy quotes!


Not all pregnancies are planned, and an unexpected pregnancy often brings with it a variety of emotions, from joy to panic. But that definitely doesn't mean you can't or won't be a good mom!

If you're struggling to find solace in the uncertainty of this new path or need a reminder that everything happens for a reason and that you can do it, then these pregnancy quotes are for you.

67) “A baby fills the space in your heart you never knew was empty” – Unknown

68) "As much as you want to plan your life, there's a way of surprising you with unexpected things that will make you happier than you originally planned." - Unknown

69) "Sometimes you don't realize what's missing in your life until it comes" - Araceli M. Ream

70) "There are unplanned pregnancies, but there are no unplanned people" - Unknown

71) “Being a mother is not what you gave up to have a child, but what you gained by it” – Unknown

72) "The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned" - Unknown

73) "Part of parenting is taking the hits, so look at an unexpected pregnancy as the universe's opportunity to help you learn that." - Heather Wittenberg

74) “Unplanned...doesn't mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what it needed before I knew it.” – Unknown

75) “We must be willing to let go of the life we ​​have planned in order to have the life that awaits us” – Unknown

76) “The truth is, pregnancy changes me as a person. Every day is part of this incredible journey that has completely changed the focus of my life and made me reassess my personal and professional goals” – Holly Madison

77) "No matter how bad my day was, it takes a little kick to make everything feel right" - Unknown

78) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things: wonder, hope, a dream of possibility." -Eda LeShan

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Other cute and happy pregnancy quotes

Here are some more sweet and happy pregnancy quotes to enjoy while you wait for your little baby to walk into your life.

79) “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are brave and you are beautiful. Progress in your boldness, in your beauty and in your joy. Trust your body at birth and know that the collective power of women around the world will be with you” – Unknown

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80) “A mother does not get pregnant to hire doctors. Childbirth is an ecstatic and joyful adventure unavailable to men. It's the most important creative experience of a woman's life” – John Stevenson

81) "Having a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can have." - Jayne Mansfield

82) “Sometimes when you pick up your son, you can feel the map of your own bones under your hands or smell the scent of your skin on his neck. That's the most extraordinary thing about motherhood: finding a part of yourself that's detached and separate, that you couldn't live without anyway.” – Jodi Picoult

83) "Everything is getting rounder and wider and stranger, and I'm sitting here in the middle of it, wondering who on earth you're going to become." - Carrie Fisher

84) "It's twice as much laughter and twice as much smiles and twice as much trouble to be blessed with twins." - Unknown

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85) "Of all the rights of a woman, the greatest is to be a mother" - Lin Yutang

86) The most important thing I had learned over the years was that there was no one way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.” – Jill Churchill

87) "A sailing ship and a woman with a fat belly are the two most beautiful things to see together." - Benjamin Franklin

88) “Babies are stardust blown from the hand of God. Happy is the woman who knows the pains of childbirth because she has held a star in her hand.” – Larry Barretto

89) "Let's make pregnancy a time to appreciate our female bodies." -Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

90)“The woman in charge in me is the one who budgets for groceries. The pregnant woman says, “Ooooo! Chocolate cake!"

91)"I'm pregnant, not hairy. Don't pet me!" - A foreign

92) “Congratulations on the pregnancy. Enjoy the luxury of getting your man's attention every time you make a small noise, whether it's a painful moan or a stinky fart." - A foreign

93)"Having a baby changes the way you see your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. You can hold the baby and I can get out.” – Matthew Broderick - A foreign

94) “Pregnant women can easily become millionaires. You only have to charge $5 for abdominal massage.” – Unknown

95) "Wow! My 9 month pregnancy passed very quickly, no one ever said that” – Unknown

96) “I grow a new life inside me, what are you doing?” - A stranger

97) “How can you make your husband your personal servant for nine months? Getting pregnant” – Unknown

98) “People rub a pregnant woman's belly like a Buddha and rubbing her belly will bring them luck, prosperity and good luck” – Unknown

99) “The daily meals of a pregnant woman include before breakfast, breakfast, lunch, before dinner, dinner, dessert, dessert number 2- A foreign

100) “Before you were conceived, I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. That is the miracle of motherly love” – Maureen Hawkins

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Sweet and Happy Pregnancy Quotes: Final Thoughts

Whether you're feeling excited or worried about your pregnancy (or a little bit of both?), expecting a baby really is one of the most magical times in life. I really hope these funny or inspirational pregnancy quotes made you forget all the awful pregnancy symptoms and worries for a moment.

Remember that no matter how uncomfortable or uncertain pregnancy may be, you carry a small miracle within you and you should try to celebrate it every day. Pregnancy symptoms disappear and most worries disappear as soon as you hold your little one in your arms.

If you want to go ahead and read somethingshort baby phrasesbecause if the baby is really there, stop bythese baby quotes- including funny quotes or baby boy baby girl specific quotes or baby angels and rainbows if you experience onepregnancy after loss.

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What do you think of the quotes and sayings above? Have you heard any other cute or happy pregnancy quotes that aren't included here and think they should be added? So let me know in the comments below, I'd love to hear from you!

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